I’ve done a lot of things I wished I hadn’t
There’s other things I never hope to do
But sliding off the map in both directions
Is the sorry mess i’ve made of knowing you

I’ve seen a lot of things I wished I hadn’t
There’s other things I never hope to see
But no-one left alive could paint a picture
Of the mess that knwoing you has made of me

I knew it wouldn’t be a bed of roses
I’ve seen the bloody grind that love entails
But one door shuts and then anotehr closes
And now i’m on a bloody bed of nails

Been told a lot of things I wished I hadn’t
There’s other things I never hope to know
But sliding off the scale of least remeberance
Is the way you chose to tell me where to go

I’ve been a lot of things I wished I hadn’t
There’s other things I never hope to be
But no-one left alive could tell the story
Of the mess that knowing you has made of me

I knew it might turn out to be a schtumer
Nothing would surprise me anymore
You robbed me of my natural sense of humour
And then you nailed my bollocks to the door
And you nailed my poor cojones to the door

1. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Razzle In My Pocket
2. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - This Is What We Find
3. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Reasons To Be Cheerful
4. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - What A Waste!
5. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
6. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You'll See Glimpses
7. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Common As Muck
8. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
9. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
10. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Apples
11. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
12. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Bed O' Roses No. 9
13. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Billericay Dickie
14. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Fucking Ada
15. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Huffety Puff
16. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Thank You Mum
17. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - The Call Up
18. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - The Roadette Song
19. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Two Old Dogs Without A Name
20. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Uncooloho
21. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
22. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Waiting For Your Taxi
23. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
24. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You're More Than Fair
25. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You're My Inspiration
26. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You're The Why
27. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Your Horoscope
28. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Blackmail Man